Awkward white girls can find a mate at the indie rock show
They're not all losers now but most of them boozers
Some of them will grow up to be engineers
And you can be their prom queen just wear your most punk rock jeans
Your jacket says working class that purse hanging on your ass
Says I study graphic arts my daddy pays off my cards
These are your wild years and they're lots of fun
But cover your legs just slightly indie rock might have herpes!
I took my anbesol but haven't been kissed at all
I run the message board I'm handy with virtual swords
I can make you a healthy vegan souffle
Weened on Nirvana but I'm studying my Fugazi!
I'm kinda creepy but your parents will love me
Because I'm one of all of you middle class through and through
I know to wear a button down over my joy division tee
Wait till the show begins to start smoking pot again!
My roommate's band is playing some wretched hole downtown
Tonight we can skip it cause we totally did it
Found our awkward nerdy soulmate for the next couple months at least
So no more sad sourpuss no more indie rock for us!
This wild experimental artist from Chicago uses electric kazoos, tape loops, and more to craft far-out, wonderfully confounding songs. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 15, 2021